From time to time, I like to write poems...  Haha!  Read them at your peril, lest your eyes burn up.

Common side-effects of reading my poems might include:

  • A painful burning sensation on the lower thigh
  • Headache
  • Burning-eye syndrome
  • Hair-ache
  • Nausea
  • Loss of mental capacity
  • Permanent damage to cerebral cortex
  • Loss of Mana, equal to the number of lands in your possession
  • Death

Still want to read some poems?  Then click one of the links below (in order of appearance):
  1. Snowy Ride
  2. I Am Snowflake
  3. Christmas Poem 2009*
  4. Ode to Flute
  5. One Future
  6. 100 Words - Suddenly, it was in my Hand
  7. Ode to British Weather
  8. Zuggtmoy
  9. Spirit of Winter
  10. Mind
* Christmas Poem 2009 was written for Christmas, 2009, but published on Scree Wash in December 2010.